when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.